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TWEETS/POSTS OF THE WEEK

We’ve reached another Friday. Halla-freaking-lujah. Let’s get down to business. First up, an apology. You all know how it is - travel schedule is in gear, students are getting return to return to campus, campus tours are still raging. It’s getting effing busy.

First up, part of an student’s information card shared with us by a Twitter follower. Info cards are always very telling. For example, this information card tells us that this students has two parents that are (a) into Grease, (b) thought they were cleverly disguising a conception timeframe and/or (c) want the time they met to be immortalized forever and ever. Either way, it’s sad, sad, sad.

After this student visits your campus, please tell us you’ll email them this afterward:

Next up. When a Twitter follower shared this with us, we about died. This is literally the best transcript we’ve ever seen. This is what we often expect homeschool transcripts to look like, but that fantasy never came to fruition…until now.

I like the disclaimer. Nice try, student. DENIED.

Last up. As you all know, we have a healthy sense of narcissism (although we pretend to be as humble as possible). So when we saw this video on YouTube, we watch is about a dozen times. This is hilarious stuff. Big shoutout and promance love to our fatherly figure, @TenSecondCynic. Anytime we get the opportunity to visualize our boss as Hitler, it makes us giggle.

That’s it for tonight. We’ll get to the inbox this weekend, WE SWEAR. There’s only 300 questions and comments now… Have a great weekend, counselors and ambassadors.

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    THAT WAS OUR OFFICE! That kid was so unbearably unintelligent.
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