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JULY MONTHLY REPORT

We’ve reached the end of another month. And we’re sitting in our living room wrapping up the monthly report for the powers that be. We mean you, btw. So, here’s your daily dose of reporting and DATA! This month is OLYMPIC EDITION!

In the month of July, Admissions Problems had 67,651 visitors. To date, we’re just shy of one million pageviews. Let’s make this happen in August, shall we? Because that’s pretty effing awesome.

Here’s how July AP lovers are divided around the globe:

Gold Medal: ‘MERICA!

Silver Medal: Oh Canada!

Bronze Medal: United Kingdom (Big thanks for hosting this time, chaps!)

Standing off to the side and glaring at the medal stand: Switzerland

Good times, guys. We have 90 unique countries visit AP this month. That’s pretty badass. We hope all of you have couches - we’re coming to visit. We’ll provide sarcastic commentary on the subject of your choice and/or insult your parents and students to their faces in exchange for some lodging. Muchas gracias.

Back here in the States, here are our winners:

Gold Medal: New York!

Silver Medal: Massachusetts

Bronze Medal: Pennsylvania

Sobbing and tweeting incoherent, dejected comments: Illinois

Texas, we see you coming for Illinois. Illinois, you’ve been fairly warned.

Here’s to another great month. Monday Mournings coming your way tomorrow. Questionable Questions on Tuesday. Excerpts from Essays on Wednesday. College Fair Musings on Thursday. Tweets/Posts of the Week on Friday. Now, time for some messages from the inbox.

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