Anonymous asked: When did I become a telemarketer?
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WHEN SOMEBODY STEALS YOUR LUNCH FROM THE BREAK...
THE HOUR LONG MEETING THAT SHOULD HAVE LASTED 10...
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MEETINGS ABOUT OFFICE DRESS CODE
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WHEN WE STARTED SUMMER OFFICE HOURS
Anonymous asked: This blog also made my day! I do have to ask: are you writing this during, umm, work? You must be 1. procrastinating your potentially awkward wait list calls, 2. taking a little "me time" at work to celebrate filling your class on April 30. I hope it's the latter.
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WOWSA. We had a huge couple of days around here. I’m not sure who threw the match on the gas, but I will be consuming copious amounts of celebratory alcohol this weekend in your honor. Being the admissions counselor that I have been groomed to be, I immediately went to Google Analytics to provide me some DATA. Have you met our friend DATA? “Bring me more DATA!”, said NOOOO...
Anonymous asked: Can I worship you? It might get awkward, because it seems like we might work in the same office, but still...
Anonymous asked: You know what, I do have a question. Do you take suggestions? Or is life inspiring enough?
Anonymous asked: No question. Just wanted to tell you are awesome for doing this. Keep at it, please!
Anonymous asked: You are brilliant, whoever you are! And clearly, an admission professional. Thank you for the much-needed levity. AWESOME! I will read every day. EVERY DAY!
talltori1 asked: Your blog describes my life to a T as an Admissions Counselor/Recruiter! I was laughing so hard today when I found this only because it is so true! I ended up sharing it with my coworkers in our Admissions Office and we were rolling on the floor. Please keep posting. This is the best thing since sliced bread!
omg-carrie asked: So much love for this!! Keep doin' what you're doin
princessladye asked: Thank you! I have never been more happy to follow a blog lol. I want to reblog everything lol
Anonymous asked: You, sir or madame, are a genius. Feel free to add that to your next annual review and resume to increase your bargaining power.
Anonymous asked: I don't know who created this, but I owe them a huge thank you for making me laugh until I cry this morning. So. Effing. True. Each and every one of them!!!