Coming a little late in the day. Sorry. The copier jammed on me at 4:55PM when I had to print a crap ton of stuff for tomorrow, so… got home late. Perfect end to a perfect day.
Here are some of our favorite college fair moments that we received over the week.
ALL OF THESE ARE USED WITH PERMISSION! ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO FREAK OUT ABOUT USING CONTENT FROM OTHER PEOPLE: THESE ARE USED WITH PERMISSION. PERMISSION!
Here is a picture submission from a Twitter follower. I bet this girl was interested in majoring in something like “hair” or maybe “fashion”. And then she’s also going to be CSI on the weekends when she doesn’t have clients that need extensions.
Here’s another favorite story from another follower:
Student: Does your school have animal breeding?
Me: Um, I guess you could do Biology, maybe genetics. Have you asked any other schools?
Student: Yeah, but they only do big animals. [My inner monologue: Don’t do it. Don’t ask. Don’t. Can’t help it…]
Me: What animals are you wanting to breed exactly?
Last one for the night. This one came from a blog follower:
Halloween at a HS, I saw the following outfits - pirate hooker, witch hooker, slutty cat and about 4 dudes running around in the scariest masks known to man while screaming bloody murder. Oh, and the pirate hooker? She had a couple dollar bills shoved into her garter, and the witch hooker had fake halloween tattoos covering her barely contained boobs. Ah, the youth of America.
Brilliant. We love it. If you have moments like this, best to hit us up on Twitter, Facebook or here on the blog. We’ll post some more awesome stories next Thursday. Thanks for reading and sending these awesome moments. Keep em coming.